Blue Jeans (Lana Del Rey) covered by Bastille
How to balance a checkbook
why is this on my dash. what the fuck im not 40
Honestly you should start doing this when you start working.
^ Truth. Especially when you get your own place, a job and a personal bank account.
This is the best powerpoint I’ve seen on Tumblr.
people just dont appreciate quality shit nowadays
Things I wish I’d learnt at school but instead had to learn the hard way.
gay porn is something else
I’m crying they all look so happy
I CAN’T BREATHE!!!
Oh my god at first I thought this was gonna be an old spice commercial
stop for just one second.
think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that you have been this person for so many people… and you have no idea.
It all just disappears doesn’t it, everything you are, gone in a moment like breath on a mirror, any moment now he’s a coming… Times change and so must I… We all change when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives. And that’s okay, that’s good, you’ve got to keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. I will not forget one line of this, not one day I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me.
Partially inspired by x
say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”
Micro-crochet Octopus & Stag by KimLCrochets
Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) -Sky Ferreira
FOOKEN ONE A YAS
My 5-year-old insists that Bilbo Baggins is a girl.
The first time she made this claim, I protested. Part of the fun of reading to your kids, after all, is in sharing the stories you loved as a child. And in the story I knew, Bilbo was a boy. A boy hobbit. (Whatever that entails.)
But my daughter was determined. She liked the story pretty well so far, but Bilbo was definitely a girl. So would I please start reading the book the right way? I hesitated. I imagined Tolkien spinning in his grave. I imagined mean letters from his testy estate. I imagined the story getting as lost in gender distinctions as dwarves in the Mirkwood.
Then I thought: What the hell, it’s just a pronoun. My daughter wants Bilbo to be a girl, so a girl she will be. And you know what? The switch was easy. Bilbo, it turns out, makes a terrific heroine. She’s tough, resourceful, humble, funny, and uses her wits to make off with a spectacular piece of jewelry. Perhaps most importantly, she never makes an issue of her gender—and neither does anyone else.—Bilbo Baggins is a girl: Until children’s books catch up to our daughters, rewrite them. (via sashimigrade)